Call me a snake from now on cause i cant BELEIVE WHAT I JUST DID 2 SOMEONE IM DONE
Ok so this GIRL was texting me n shit, and she was very sad and broken cause her boyfriend left her youknowwhatimean. Im up for people venting to me and this girl suprisingly texted me and started telling me that he cheated and saw another girl kissing him , me being a nice person :) was like "girl, you dont need him" "bitch bye, he's a jerk" "tarantulas" the usual. So let's cut to the chase, i asked this bby "whats his name girl" and she replied MICHAEL (last secret name) AND IM SHITTING CAUSE THAT MY BEST FRIEND BOY AMD IM DUEBFEHDHDHEJDHDNF CRYING CAUSE I DIDNT KNOW IF IT WAS THE RIGHT MICHAEL AND SHE SEND THE FUCKING PICTURE OF HIM. @
MICHAEL YOU HOE YOU BETTER TELL ME ABOUT THIS, WHO WERE YOU DATING, I TEXTED HIM V FAST BUT THAT HOE WASNT REPLYING SO I DECIDED TO FucK HIM UP FHWJC (im such a gr8 friend) the girl didnt know whats goin on , so i was like "hey bby, michael is my bff ok , he is a sweetheart and if that boy actually managed to cheat i would b dead, sweet summer child yes he is, also he is v ugly idk why you would date him ok :) bye"
but BUT E8SNDEN OMG I M CRYING MY ASS TYPED "BF" INSTEAD OF "BFF" AND IM DEAD CAUSE DRAMA SIGNS WHEN I SEND THAT
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