And sometimes your child is sick, and sometimes they have a full blowout but you had decided to bleach the tub earlier, so you try to wipe them up but know you will have to get in the shower with them, and you can't set them down in a just bleached tub. So in a first time mom panic, you turn the shower on and get in fully clothed and wash a baby's butt. You then stand in your child's room in soaking wet clothes while you dry them off and make them comfortable while you are far, far, from comfortable yourself. You are out of wine, but your husband has beer, so you find yourself having a drink at 3pm. Motherhood is funny like that.